Winter in Elementary School

Here is a little story for you. I guess you know that little boys can be immature. When I was 8, my little brother and I would go outside for recess during the winter. It was mandatory. It would be bitter cold, but my brother and I had an advantage.

When we got outside, our grandfather was waiting there with 2 cups of hot chocolate for us. Then things did not seem so bad.

There were 2 beautiful identical twins (my age) at our school-- Lisa and Anita. So I gave them both necklaces and they both became my girlfriends. I was so immature, I thought that someday both of them would become my wives and we would be together for life.

Now when we would go outside, my grandfather would be waiting there with 4 hot chocolates. So Lisa and Anita got to drink hot chocolate as well. Note that this did not happen with any other students. So there I was drinking hot chocolate in the cold with my brother, grandfather and my 2 girlfriends.

We celebrated both Hanukkah and Christmas growing up.

Yoga Saved My Life

Yoga Saved My Life

This is a great article on the Purdue University Newspaper about a woman in a wheelchair due to serious problems like osteoarthritis. With yoga she was able to heal those problems and no longer needs a wheelchair. She is now a yoga instructor. Yoga has helped people with losing weight and also with depression. Dr Oz has his own TV show and he has his patients do yoga.

The Latest on the French Girl

I have been friends with a teenage girl that lives in Paris, France named Annie. I have now known her for over 2 years. She was talked about in previous posts. She had a dog follow her home from school and she named him Koala. But he was an old dog and died a few months later. She was 14 when I met her online and is now 16 years old.

Before I met her she tried to kill herself by jumping off her 5th floor balcony. She hit the sidewalk and broke an arm, a leg and 2 ribs. She was awake but went into a coma for a couple of days. Her body fully recovered. Now instead of emailing each other, we instant message (IM) each other. A couple of nights ago, we IMed each other for over 3 and half hours.

She is fluent in 5 languages-- French, English, Portuguese, Spanish and Italian. She is certified to teach English. She visited Cambridge University and they were impressed that she could speak English without a French accent. We have become very close friends even though we have never met.

I like intelligent women and Annie is brilliant. Her English teacher says that she is the best student that she has ever had. She found the Einstein Intelligence Quiz very easy to do even though Einstein said that 98% of the people will not be able to solve it.

CDC promotes HIV awareness - News

CDC promotes HIV awareness - News

Cocaine, heroin and clove cigarettes: what do they have in common? - News

Cocaine, heroin and clove cigarettes: what do they have in common? - News

Dead Dog in a Breifcase - Entertainment

Dead Dog in a Breifcase - Entertainment

This is a very funny and entertaining short story. It is true and is also bizarre. It has a surprise ending. It is one of the funniest stories that I have ever read. It is about a dead dog in a brief case.

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Mehmet Oz, M.D.-- His Own TV Show

Oprah Winfrey's favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, will have his own show on TV starting September 14, 2009. People will be able to learn a lot of valuable things about health from his show. This is the first show to have an M.D. giving advice.

Mehmet Oz, M.D. on Oprah (Winfrey) 8/12/09

This doctor is very interesting and entertaining! So Oz is talking about the penis, rectum and VJJ. Is he not supposed to say vagina?? He says that the South lost the war since they did not wear shoes. Worms entered through their feet and infected them.

He had a 6 foot tapeworm on the show and he made Oprah hold it. Now get this. Remember that I am not saying this and Jesus is not saying this. He says that people get it from eating raw meat. He then said that that is why man started to cook his foods. Remember that he is the ultimate medical authority according to the only black billionaire in the entire world.

He talked about the penis fish. It enters the penis or VJJ and will not come out of the penis. The only way is to operate. He said that you get it from being in the Amazon river. Here is what he did not mention.

Before the natives knew about the operation, the fish hurt the penis so much that they would cut it off. It has barbs that keep it from coming out. Also you get it from urinating in the Amazon river. The fish follow the source of the warm liquid and that is why they swim up there.

If your kid is scratching his butt a lot, then at night (according to Dr Oz) put tape over their rectum and then bring the tape to the doctor to check for pinworms. People talk to others about all sorts of things. But when they talk to Dr. Oz, this is what they are talking about. In the Wizard of Oz, there was an all knowing, wise and powerful Oz.